Ivory said:

Pure gold. Finally Rod Stewart has had a possible age revealed!

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Dennis said:

Dennis R's Morning Joke. This joke is a bit cheeky, so beware. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed awa, Katie went straight away to her grandparents' home to visit her 95- year- old grandmother and to comfort her, when she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother said he had a heart attack whilst having sex on Sunday morning, horrified, Kate told her grandmother that two nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble, " oh no my dear" granny replied, many years ago, realizing our advanced age we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells rang on a Sunday morning, It was a nice rhythm, nice and slow, nothing to strenuous, simply in with the Ding and out on the dong, she wiped away a few tears and continued, he would have still been alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come down the street.

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Dennis said:

Dennis R's Morning Joke. This joke is a bit cheeky so beware. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed awa, Katie went straight away to her grandparents' home to visit her 95- year- old grandmother and to comfort her, when she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother said he had a heart attack whilst having sex on Sunday morning, horrified, Kate told her grandmother that two nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble, " oh no my dear" granny replied, many years ago, realizing our advanced age we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells rang on a Sunday morning, It was a nice rhythm, nice and slow, nothing to strenuous, simply in with the Ding and out on the dong, she wiped away a few tears and continued, he would have still been alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come down the street.

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Dennis said:

Dennis R's Morning Joke. This joke is a bit cheeky so beware. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed awa, Katie went straight away to her grandparents' home to visit her 95- year- old grandmother and to comfort her, when she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother said he had a heart attack whilst having sex on Sunday morning, horrified, Kate told her grandmother that two nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble, " oh no my dear" granny replied, many years ago, realizing our advanced age we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells rang on a Sunday morning, It was a nice rhythm, nice and slow, nothing to strenuous, simply in with the Ding and out on the dong, she wiped away a few tears and continued, he would have still been alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come down the street.

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