Mando

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Bras.....

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
" Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four
types of bras to choose from ."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
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My local Bra's and Things has a sign out the front "we are now hiring".
As a 65 yr old bloke, I'm seriously thinking of applying.
 
My local Bra's and Things has a sign out the front "we are now hiring".
As a 65 yr old bloke, I'm seriously thinking of applying.
Measurements by tape, champagne saucer or just hand?
 
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Dennis R's Morning Joke, Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegall and asks the first man he meets, do you want to go to heaven? yes father I do said the man, then stand against the wall said the Priest, then he asks the second man the same question gets the same answer and tells him to stand against the wall, then he asks several other men the same question, gets the same answer and tells them to stand against the wall, then the priest walked up to O'Toole and asked him do you want to go to heaven? O'Toole said no I don't father, the priest said I do not believe this, you mean you do not want to go to heaven when you die, O'Tool said when I die yes, I thought you were getting a group ready to go right now.
 
I was a Diesel Fitter and I worked in a lingerie shop on 'Men's night" and when the guys came to buy their wives undies I would hold the garment up and say yes diesel fitter.
 
My local Bra's and Things has a sign out the front "we are now hiring".
As a 65 yr old bloke, I'm seriously thinking of applying.
Well, if necessary, do it, just don't go bust!
 
My local Bra's and Things has a sign out the front "we are now hiring".
As a 65 yr old bloke, I'm seriously thinking of applying.
Should uplift a few spirits.
 
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My local Bra's and Things has a sign out the front, "we are now hiring".
As a 65-year-old bloke, I'm seriously thinking of applying.
Go for it.
 

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