Mikev

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Today I learned if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat.

Because it’s cap sized.
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Time for blond ladies to get their own back, Finally, Blond men's jokes.

The blond man is in the bathroom his wife shouts did you find the shampoo? he says yes but I am not sure what to do, it says for dry hair, and I have just wet mine.

A blond man spots a letter on his door mat it says on the envelope Do not bend, He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

A blond man shouts frantically into the phone my wife is pregnant, and her contractions are coming every 2 minutes, the doctor says is this her first child? no, the man shouts, this is her husband.
 
A elderly lady was woken up by her phone ringing shortly after midnight. When she picked it up the voice on the other end said "Is that the Arcadia Club?"
"No dear, it's a private residence."
"I must have the wrong number. Sorry to trouble you at this time of night."
"Oh it's no trouble," said the old lady "I had to get up anyway to answer the phone."
 

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