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Dennis R's Morning Joke. Doctor Doctor, I am at deaths door, do not worry I will pull you through.
 
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Haven't had a beer for @30 years :sneaky: BUT had a FEW red wines🍷🍷🍷🍷
 
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Dennis said:
Dennis R's Morning Joke. Doctor Doctor, I am at deaths door, do not worry I will pull you through.
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Make sure that you stay WELL AWAY from that door Dennis! Your jokes bring much joy to many of us! 🙂
 
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R.I.P. 🌹
 
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Make sure that you stay WELL AWAY from that door Dennis! Your jokes bring much joy to many of us! 🙂
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I agree most heartedly! Thanks for our daily jokes, Dennis.
 
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Haven't had a beer for @30 years :sneaky: BUT had a FEW red wines🍷🍷🍷🍷
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Apparently if you can't remember the last time you had an Alcoholic Drink, then you have a problem. Well I can't remember the last time I had an Alcoholic Drink, so I have a Problem!!!! It may have been sometime this year. It could have been last year BUT it definitely was NOT Beer or Wine.
 
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Apparently if you can't remember the last time you had an Alcoholic Drink, then you have a problem. Well I can't remember the last time I had an Alcoholic Drink, so I have a Problem!!!!
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Try think very hard to think about the last 16 drinks you had in less than 12 hours, (as you do every day), then you won't have a problem! 😁
 
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Try think very hard to think about the last 16 drinks you had in less than 12 hours, (as you do every day), then you won't have a problem! 😁
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I have never ever had that amount to drink, even in My much younger sillier days:)
 
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