Smile,it confuses your critics!
 
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Always try and see the situation from your opponent's point of view.
That way they won't be able to pull any surprise moves on you.
🤔
 
If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours
 
Dalai Lama: Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.

George Harrison: If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
 
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I have 3

Don't judge a book by its cover.
Trust your gut feelings.
You are only as old as you feel. (when someone askes my age I ask back, whats written on paper or whats in my head).
 
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From Louis Pasteur, "Chance favours the prepared mind".
 
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If you have a job you really like, you never have to work a day in your life.


There is always someone worse off than you, so don't complain.
 
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today
 
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How to diplomatically tell someone, "I don't believe your $#!T!"
Don't piss on my leg, then tell me it's raining!
 
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The definition of DIPLOMACY is:
Telling someone to go to hell, in such a way that they look forward to the trip!
 
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MAKE NEW FRIENDS & TRUST NOBODY-------NOBODY!
 
1. Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But Whips and Chains excite me.

2. Don't sweat the petty things,
Don't pet the sweaty things.
 
When the love of my life had cancer, I wrote this on my office wall:

Plan for tomorrow,
Live for today,
Never let a chance go by.

And we have lived by it for the last 33 years.
 
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Always treat others the way you want to be treated
 
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If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?
 
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Mine's from Literature, but it is how I see things.
"Too much sanity can be madness, but the maddest of all is to see things as they are and not as they should be". Cervantes, Don Quixote.
 
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If you come with the open hand of friendship, you're always welcome, come with the closed fist of war and you'll never leave
 
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Age does not come alone....
 
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I really like this quote. I think I will now take heed of this and do some decluttering myself. Got a few Op Shops in locale.
Thank you... let's do it!
 
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When dealing with F***WITS. "I've got the memory of an Elephant & the Patience of a Rabbit Trap".
"It's a long ole road that has no turning, & good things come to those who wait, especially for people like me in regards to Dickheads like you."
That wasn’t very nice? You Don’t know me? Is this how you Perceive Life, People. If you think you’ve had a Hard Life? Think again! I’ve got a Memory like an Elephant too? But the Patience like a Saint? Why? It Was The Very Traumatic, Unloved, Non Educated, Abandoned by the very 2 People Who made me, Then just Threw me Away etc;
So, Please stop calling people YOU don’t know anything about!!
F***WITS
 

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