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The only time it’s good to yell out “I have diarrhoea!” is when you’re playing Scrabble.
Because it’s worth a crap load of points.
The only time it’s good to yell out “I have diarrhoea!” is when you’re playing Scrabble.
Because it’s worth a crap load of points.
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Dennis R's Morning Joke I came across this joke yesterday and it said it was an oldie, but I hadn't seen it before, and I got a good laugh at the ending so here goes.
Widow Brown was sitting in her acetic looking into an old trunk and reminiscing about the good old days, suddenly a genie appeared and said I will grant you 3 wishes and they will become true, oh I would like to be young and beautiful again and immediately it happened. secondly, I would have my old house restored and it was done,
my last wish is to have my wonderful cat turned into a young, handsome dark- haired prince and it happened, she was so excited running up to him she put her arms around him, he looked lovingly into her eyes and said sadly, now aren't you sorry you had me neu-tared.
Widow Brown was sitting in her acetic looking into an old trunk and reminiscing about the good old days, suddenly a genie appeared and said I will grant you 3 wishes and they will become true, oh I would like to be young and beautiful again and immediately it happened. secondly, I would have my old house restored and it was done,
my last wish is to have my wonderful cat turned into a young, handsome dark- haired prince and it happened, she was so excited running up to him she put her arms around him, he looked lovingly into her eyes and said sadly, now aren't you sorry you had me neu-tared.
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An old lady went to see a lawyer about a divorce.
"What grounds do you have madam?" he asked.
"About six acres"
"No, I don't think you quite understand, I'll put it another way - Do you have a grudge?"
"No, jut a parking space."
"I'll try again. Does your husband beat you?"
"No, I always get up at least an hour before he does."
The lawyer saw he was fighting a losing battle. "Madam, are you sure you want a divorce?"
"I'm not the one who wants a divorce," she said "My husband does. He claims we don't communicate."
"What grounds do you have madam?" he asked.
"About six acres"
"No, I don't think you quite understand, I'll put it another way - Do you have a grudge?"
"No, jut a parking space."
"I'll try again. Does your husband beat you?"
"No, I always get up at least an hour before he does."
The lawyer saw he was fighting a losing battle. "Madam, are you sure you want a divorce?"
"I'm not the one who wants a divorce," she said "My husband does. He claims we don't communicate."
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Quite right i was in a hurry this morning and did not do my usual spell check
What should it say then? Probably Attic as it was an old trunk she was sorting through.
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