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Concepts of Time

An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."

After examining the old man's elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. But the doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old bugger she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January...".
 
Good one.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. 2 jokes this afternoon. Two policemen standing outside a pub with a dog, A guy comes out lifts the dogs tail shakes his head and walks off, a few minutes later another guy comes out and does the same thing, the policemen began to wonder what was going on but do not say anything, when a third guy comes out and looks at the dog's backside they stop him and ask what was going on, the drunken man says I am sorry but I had to come out and see for myself, there is a bloke inside claiming there is a dog outside with 2 A--holes in front of the club.

This is an Irish joke I have not heard before.
Paddy says to Mick I am ready for a holiday only this year I am going to do it a bit different. Mick says how are you going to do it different ? Paddy says 3 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got Pregnant 2 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got Pregnant, 1 year ago I went to France and Mary got Pregnant, Mick says what are you doing that is different? Paddy says I am taking her with me.
 
Good one.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. 2 jokes this afternoon. Two policemen standing outside a pub with a dog, A guy comes out lifts the dogs tail shakes his head and walks off, a few minutes later another guy comes out and does the same thing, the policemen began to wonder what was going on but do not say anything, when a third guy comes out and looks at the dog's backside they stop him and ask what was going on, the drunken man says I am sorry but I had to come out and see for myself, there is a bloke inside claiming there is a dog outside with 2 A--holes in front of the club.

This is an Irish joke I have not heard before.
Paddy says to Mick I am ready for a holiday only this year I am going to do it a bit different. Mick says how are you going to do it different ? Paddy says 3 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got Pregnant 2 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got Pregnant, 1 year ago I went to France and Mary got Pregnant, Mick says what are you doing that is different? Paddy says I am taking her with me.
 

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