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A blonde guy comes home early from work and hears weird noises coming from the bedroom.
He races upstairs and finds his wife, completely naked, sweating and panting like she ran a marathon.
“WHAT is going on?!” he shouts.
She thinks quick and gasps, “I-I-I think I’m having a heart attack!”
Panic sets in. He sprints downstairs to call 911
—but just as he's dialing, their 4-year-old son tugs his pant leg and says:“Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s not wearing ANY pants!”
The man drops the phone like it’s on fire
and storms upstairs. He blasts past his “dying” wife, yanks the closet door open… and there’s his brother, Ted, buck naked, curled up on the floor. 
“YOU ROTTEN B*STARD!” the husband yells.
“My wife’s in cardiac arrest and you’re running around the house butt-naked, scaring the kids?!”
