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The Electrical Engineer​

Three women went to Mexico one night, had too much to drink, and woke up the next morning in jail. They were told they would be executed, but none of them could remember what they had done wrong.

The first woman, who had red hair, was strapped into the electric chair. When asked if she had any last words, she said, "I went to Grace University, and I believe that God will protect the innocent." They pulled the switch, but nothing happened.

Everyone around dropped to their knees, begged for her forgiveness, and let her go.

Next, the second woman, a brunette, was put in the chair. She said, "I went to the Creighton School of Law, and I believe that justice will protect the innocent." They pulled the switch again, and once more, nothing happened.

Again, the people fell to their knees, asked for her forgiveness, and let her go too.

Finally, the last woman, a blonde, was brought in and strapped into the chair. She said, "I just graduated from the University of Alabama in Huntsville with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I can tell you right now, this thing isn’t going to work unless you plug it in."
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Another oldie but goodie. It's funny but I've known lots of blondes and they haven't all been stupid.
 
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Gazman said:
Another oldie but goodie. It's funny but I've known lots of blondes and they haven't all been stupid.
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True, but the odds are higher.
 
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Being 96 I thought I had heard most jokes but not this one which made me Laugh
 
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the version I know of is the Irish one
 
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I ALREADY KNOW HOW
MY LIFE WILL END

ONE OF MY CHILDREN
WILL UNPLUG MY LIFE
SUPPORT TO CHARGE
THEIR SMART PHONE.
 
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A farmer wants his female sheep to get pregnant but can’t afford to have it done.

When telling his neighbour about this, his neighbour gives him advice.

Next time there is a full moon, pick out your 4 best sheep & give each one of them a serve yourself, each night for a whole week & they are sure to get pregnant.

The farmer asks: “How will I know they are pregnant?”

His neighbour says: “They will all start acting funny”.

So next full moon comes around & he selects his 4 favourite sheep, puts them in the back of his Ute, takes them down behind his big shed, &
gives each one a serve, every night for 7 days.

After 7 days he asks his wife how the sheep are & she says they are acting normal.

After a few days he starts getting depressed thinking all his hard work was all for nothing.

The following morning his wife says: “Quick… come look at the sheep…they’re acting funny.”

Farmer gets excited and asks: “What are they doing?.

His wife says: “Well, 3 are in the back of the Ute & one is in the front seat tooting the horn. !!!!!!! 😎
 
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Viellarde said:
Great minds think alike, and I'm a natural blonde!!!
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You mean 'grey'?
At our age, there are no blondes anymore... it's ONLY greys!
 
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mOiOz said:
You mean 'grey'?
At our age, there are no blondes anymore... it's ONLY greys!
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I say gold and platinum, never grey, white or silver.
 
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Luckyus said:
I ALREADY KNOW HOW
MY LIFE WILL END

ONE OF MY CHILDREN
WILL UNPLUG MY LIFE
SUPPORT TO CHARGE
THEIR SMART PHONE.
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Too right.
 
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