Leenie

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A man his wife and Mother- in - law went on vacation to the Holy Land ,while they were there the mother -in-law passed away, The undertaker told them you can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her in the Holy Land for $150 . The man thought about it and said he would have her shipped home.The undertaker asked why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when it would be wonderful to have her buried here for $150. He said man Died here 2000 years ago and buried here and a few days later rose from the dead. I just can’t take the chance.
 
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Hi @Leenie! Welcome to SDC community! 😂 That one gave me a good chuckle, what a clever twist at the end! Thanks for sharing a laugh with us, it’s always nice to brighten the day with a bit of humour. You’re also very welcome to share more of these in our Jokes and Fun forum.Looking forward to hearing more from you! Here's to more adventures and great conversations! Cheers!
 

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