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Suzanne rose · Aug 3, 2025

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Suzanne rose · Aug 5, 2025

On the Greek Islands in all the villagers no one can do something that they don't want to get back to someone as the above is actually how news travels and it travels fast

Observer · Wednesday at 6:02 AM

Suzanne rose said:
On the Greek Islands in all the villagers no one can do something that they don't want to get back to someone as the above is actually how news travels and it travels fast

Sounds all Greek to me

SirExton · Thursday at 9:19 AM

A case of, Up Shit Greek, without a paddle, to diffend Urself!

Gunpark · Thursday at 10:51 AM

Found that out when I visited the island of Samos. I think the whole island must have turned out to welcome us.

HelenB55 · Thursday at 11:19 AM

Going back many years… I once heard of 3 ways for news to travel:

1: Telegram.
2: Telephone.
3: Tellawoman.

SirExton · Thursday at 11:28 AM

HelenB55 said:
Going back many years… I once heard of 3 ways for news to travel:

1: Telegram.
2: Telephone.
3: Tellawoman.

Hi Helen U forgot Text? Keep up with the times! Ha! Ha! God Bless!

Clancieblue · Thursday at 11:33 AM

Suzanne rose said:
On the Greek Islands in all the villagers no one can do something that they don't want to get back to someone as the above is actually how news travels and it travels fast

Reminds me of the gatherings in the Greek cafe I worked in as a kid. I didn't have any living grandparents; I was in awe of all the beautiful grandmas that would turn up for a chat in the evening.

Observer · Thursday at 11:35 AM

No speaka da Inglish

SirExton · Thursday at 11:45 AM

Observer said:
No speaka da Inglish

But know the value of the Aussie dolla! Which has gone to shit recently!

Veggiepatch · Thursday at 3:52 PM

Did Demis Roussos do a cover of "I Heard It Through The Grapevine"?

Mikeyboy2012 · Thursday at 4:41 PM

So true. I come from a Greek family

Suzanne rose · Friday at 5:41 AM

Mikeyboy2012 said:
So true. I come from a Greek family

Even in Australia that happens with all the Yai Yais

Observer · Friday at 7:24 AM

YAH-soo YAH-soo

Suzanne rose · Friday at 8:44 AM

Observer said:
YAH-soo YAH-soo

Yassou, are you saying hello or goodbye

I can dance Greek pretty good and I'm starting lessons in October. It's good to try new things

Observer · Friday at 8:58 AM

Suzanne rose said:
Yassou, are you saying hello or goodbye

I can dance Greek pretty good and I'm starting lessons in October. It's good to try new things

Yassou is a general greeting whether meeting or leaving

Observer · Friday at 9:12 AM

Suzanne rose said:
Yassou, are you saying hello or goodbye

I can dance Greek pretty good and I'm starting lessons in October. It's good to try new things

Hey fella, you a good Greek girl

(says Con The fruiterer)

Suzanne rose · Friday at 9:52 AM

Observer said:
Hey fella, you a good Greek girl (says Con The fruiterer)

How funny was he

And now he chases Ghosts

I can't believe Kylie mole is now 61. She was just as hilarious as con the fruiter

Observer · Friday at 1:01 PM

Suzanne rose said:
How funny was he

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And now he chases Ghosts

I can't believe Kylie mole is now 61. She was just as hilarious as con the fruiter

Con
They went to the local market and approached some greengrocers to see what they though of Con.
They believed he was a great greengrocer and genuine, just like them

Kylie
Yeah, she went she went, she just went.
Bean soup? What is it now?

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