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Mikev

Mikev

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Dad Joke 🔋​

I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk at the local park. 🔋

So basically,
she sells C cells by the seesaw.
😊
 
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A very clever one.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. First Cannibal. Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal. That was no girl that was my dinner.
 
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Dennis said:
A very clever one.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. First Cannibal. Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal. That was no girl that was my dinner.
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Haha 😛
 
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IT'S FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE DISCUSS
LOVE MARRIAGE VS ARRANGED MARRIAGE.

IT'S LIKE ASKING SOMEONE IF
SUICIDE IS BETTER THAN BEING
MURDERED.
 
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Brilliant, Mikev!
 
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Luckyus said:
IT'S FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE DISCUSS
LOVE MARRIAGE VS ARRANGED MARRIAGE.

IT'S LIKE ASKING SOMEONE IF
SUICIDE IS BETTER THAN BEING
MURDERED.
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Suicide is much better!!! You can organize the time and place and the method!!!
 
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Dennis said:
A very clever one.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. First Cannibal. Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal. That was no girl that was my dinner.
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Reminds me of the story about the cannibal who passed his brother in the bush.
 
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My wife asked me if I thought we should have another baby.
I said, "Slow down there love, the legs are still in the freezer. Let's finish this one first."
 
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they also say that she sells herself on the sea shore
 
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