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Mikev

Mikev

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Dad Joke 🍽️​

My doctor told me that I need to start eating more whole foods.

So for lunch today, I ate a whole pizza.
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I went to see my Doctor to see if I could loose weight and go on a diet.
He said "You can eat anything you want! But you are not allowed to swallow any of it!"
 
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Then there's the seafood diet of course ...
See food and eat it.
 
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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What did the canary say when she laid a square egg? Ouch.
 
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Cut your diet down.....only eat the food that you like.
 
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magpie1 said:
Cut your diet down.....only eat the food that you like.
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That would be an absolute bitch to only eat the foods I like!
 
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I think he meant "HOLE" foods!
 
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SirExton said:
I went to see my Doctor to see if I could loose weight and go on a diet.
He said "You can eat anything you want! But you are not allowed to swallow any of it!"
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Haha 😜
 
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I HAVE DECIDED TO GO ON 2 DIETS AT THE SAME TIME, AS THEY DO NOT FEED YOU ENOUGH ON 1.
 
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