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Danielle G.

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🏛️ Greek mythology​

'My weakest subject at school was Greek mythology....'

'... you could say it was my Achilles' elbow.'
 
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Loved studying ancient Greece History at school.....shame that I've forgotten it all now though,:unsure::rolleyes:
 
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Paddy goes to the Doctors complaining of constipation.
The Doctor gives him some suppositories and says, 'here you are put these up your back passage and come back in two days' time."
Paddy comes back and the Doctor says how did you go? Paddy says no good
Did you put them up your back passage?
Paddy says I put them up the back passage, the side passage, the front passage and even in the hallway. For all the good they did I may as well have shoved them up my arse.!
 
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Robert Henzell said:
Paddy goes to the Doctors complaining of constipation.
The Doctor gives him some suppositories and says, 'here you are put these up your back passage and come back in two days' time."
Paddy comes back and the Doctor says how did you go? Paddy says no good
Did you put them up your back passage?
Paddy says I put them up the back passage, the side passage, the front passage and even in the hallway. For all the good they did I may as well have shoved them up my arse.!
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Call a spade....and avoid confusion.
 
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My very young brother hurt his elbow and cried that his little knee was sore.
 
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As a lecturer in human services I used to tell students there was no need to talk to clients unless they could use the clients language. Obviously Paddy’s doctor missed my lectures! 😁😁
 
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As a lecturer in human services I used to tell students there was no need to talk to clients unless they could use the clients language. Obviously Paddy’s doctor missed my lectures! 😁😁
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So right!
 
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Dennis R's Morning Joke. What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one.
 
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Ivory said:
As a lecturer in human services I used to tell students there was no need to talk to clients unless they could use the clients language. Obviously Paddy’s doctor missed my lectures! 😁😁
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Yep, a pain in the butt!
 
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My very young brother hurt his elbow and cried that his little knee was sore.
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My son used to say he had a headache in his tummy!!
 
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My very young brother hurt his elbow and cried that his little knee was sore.
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My MIL told me that when my hubby hurt his elbow, he would say his Oboe hurt.
 
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Robert Henzell said:
Paddy goes to the Doctors complaining of constipation.
The Doctor gives him some suppositories and says, 'here you are put these up your back passage and come back in two days' time."
Paddy comes back and the Doctor says how did you go? Paddy says no good
Did you put them up your back passage?
Paddy says I put them up the back passage, the side passage, the front passage and even in the hallway. For all the good they did I may as well have shoved them up my arse.!
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Good one!
 
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As a lecturer in human services I used to tell students there was no need to talk to clients unless they could use the clients language. Obviously Paddy’s doctor missed my lectures! 😁😁
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🤣🤣
 
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