Dad Joke

The doctor said I need to eat more greens,
so I'm switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream.

HahaDennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? What are you crying about
HahaThey say eating different colours will give a balanced diet. I love my m&ms
HahaAfter the recent elections, I was thinking more along the lines of cannabalism.
HahaWhat does a ball do when it rolls down a hill? It stops and looks round
A pun hasn't completely matured,
Until it is full groan?
HahaI tried being normal.
It was the worst two minutes of my life.
HahaI told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.
No pun in 10 did.