Mikev

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Dad Joke 🥬

The doctor said I need to eat more greens,
so I'm switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream.
😊
 
After the recent elections, I was thinking more along the lines of cannabalism.
 
They say eating different colours will give a balanced diet. I love my m&ms
 
Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? What are you crying about
 
What does a ball do when it rolls down a hill? It stops and looks round
 
I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.

No pun in 10 did.
 
I tried being normal.

It was the worst two minutes of my life.
 
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