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A Cowboy at the Theatre

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theatre.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment, he had returned with the manager. Together, the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied: "The balcony".
 
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A Cowboy dismounts, goes to the rear of his Horse, lifts its Tail and rubs his lips against its Bum and starts to walk away. Another asks why on earth he did this and was answered " It helps my Wind burned Lips" he was asked how? and said " it stops me licking my Lips"
 
Nora came in from the kitchen and said to her husband, "I think I've just had one of those senior moments."
"Why?" said Bert. "What happened?"
"Well," explained Nora, "Only a few minutes ago I was rinsing some ice cubes - and now I can't find them!"
 

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