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Dennis R's Morning Sick Joke. Boy, Dad there is a black cat in the dining room. Dad, Thats alright son black cats are lucky. Boy, This one is- it is eating your dinner.
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Old woman
“Do you realize you were speeding?” the officer asks the old woman after pulling her over.
“Yes, officer,” she replies, embarrassed, “but I’ve got a very good excuse.”
“What’s that?” he asks.
“I’m trying to get where I’m going before I forget where I’m going.”
“Do you realize you were speeding?” the officer asks the old woman after pulling her over.
“Yes, officer,” she replies, embarrassed, “but I’ve got a very good excuse.”
“What’s that?” he asks.
“I’m trying to get where I’m going before I forget where I’m going.”
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This excuse was not made by an old woman. An old woman would say “ I’m trying to get where I’m going before my bladder does not see the distance!”
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Farted at work today.
Maintenance was called to look for sewage leak?
Maintenance was called to look for sewage leak?
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