PEEPING TOM...

mOiOz · Mar 12, 2025

PEEPING TOM...

Dennis · Mar 21, 2025

Dennis R's Morning Sick Joke. Boy, Dad there is a black cat in the dining room. Dad, Thats alright son black cats are lucky. Boy, This one is- it is eating your dinner.

Luckyus · Mar 21, 2025

Old woman
“Do you realize you were speeding?” the officer asks the old woman after pulling her over.

“Yes, officer,” she replies, embarrassed, “but I’ve got a very good excuse.”

“What’s that?” he asks.

“I’m trying to get where I’m going before I forget where I’m going.”

Ivory · Mar 21, 2025

Luckyus said:
Old woman
“Do you realize you were speeding?” the officer asks the old woman after pulling her over.

“Yes, officer,” she replies, embarrassed, “but I’ve got a very good excuse.”

“What’s that?” he asks.

“I’m trying to get where I’m going before I forget where I’m going.”

This excuse was not made by an old woman. An old woman would say “ I’m trying to get where I’m going before my bladder does not see the distance!”

Luckyus · Mar 21, 2025

Ivory said:
This excuse was not made by an old woman. An old woman would say “ I’m trying to get where I’m going before my bladder does not see the distance!”

Who's telling this joke?

Luckyus · Mar 21, 2025

Farted at work today.
Maintenance was called to look for sewage leak?

Ivory · Mar 21, 2025

Luckyus said:
Farted at work today.
Maintenance was called to look for sewage leak?

Luckyus we weren’t there

(A wee pun on moniker usage, no offence intended)

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