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They use brASSo to achieve the ultimate shine....There's a similar way of determining which public servants are worth paying.
If the arse of their pants is shiny they're not worth it.
We once lived on a mountain west of Tweed Heads and brown snakes were around, but found that if you leave them alone, they leave you alone. Our nearest neighbour (quarter of a mile away up the hill) found a brown snake who liked to laze in the sun across the door of the dunny. Their daughter opened the door to get out and found it there one day and made a huge leap over it to get back to the house.Me either. Though I have grabbed a non-venomous snake at our house that was trying to get away once. At least, I hope it was non-venomous.
It got away....
I also through lemons and rocks at a Brown snake that aggressively approached me at another rural house. I had little children then.
Unfortunately, I had to resort to a shotgun solution. That worked.
That would have made me go back into the dunny....it would have scared the SHIT out of me, I hate those slithering creatures with a passion.We once lived on a mountain west of Tweed Heads and brown snakes were around, but found that if you leave them alone, they leave you alone. Our nearest neighbour (quarter of a mile away up the hill) found a brown snake who liked to laze in the sun across the door of the dunny. Their daughter opened the door to get out and found it there one day and made a huge leap over it to get back to the house.