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The New Priest

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!”

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had ‘fallen.’

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.

A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

“Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they’ve fallen.”

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, “I don’t know what you’re laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!”
 
Mayors wife has fallen 3 times this week, thats because her knickers are always around her ankles.
When Mrs. Browne's husband Reser once said to Agnes Brown, "I want to rip Ur knickers off Agnes!" Agnes said "Oh Reser let me take them our of my handbag and put them on first!!!!"
 

Today's trivia answer:​

C
Yallop was the first to wear a helmet to a Test match in 1978.
In 1878 they started wearing CUPS to protect their balls, only took another 100 years to realise their brains were important too.
Tony Grieg first wore a motorcycle helmet during World Series Cricket at Gloucester Park against the West Indies. I think it was in 1977.
 
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