Dennis R's Morning Pun. Today we start a new book, it has768 pages, with jokes and riddles. Knock Knock jokes, Pratical jokes, sick jokes, animal jokes, funny insults If I remember that a joke in the old book is repeated I will leave out, some of you might have better memories than me so you will have to forgive me for any used items being repeated, Where a riddle appears on a joke day I will include with the answer given the next day, happy days to all the many people who answer my entries.

What can you hear but not see and only speaks when it is spoken to? An echo.
 
Dennis R's Morning Pun. Today we start a new book, it has768 pages, with jokes and riddles. Knock Knock jokes, Pratical jokes, sick jokes, animal jokes, funny insults If I remember that a joke in the old book is repeated I will leave out, some of you might have better memories than me so you will have to forgive me for any used items being repeated, Where a riddle appears on a joke day I will include with the answer given the next day, happy days to all the many people who answer my entries.

What can you hear but not see and only speaks when it is spoken to? An echo.
So what if you repeat a joke Dennis, after all we’re all getting older & your jokes always make me smile.
 
Dennis R's Morning Pun. Today we start a new book, it has768 pages, with jokes and riddles. Knock Knock jokes, Pratical jokes, sick jokes, animal jokes, funny insults If I remember that a joke in the old book is repeated I will leave out, some of you might have better memories than me so you will have to forgive me for any used items being repeated, Where a riddle appears on a joke day I will include with the answer given the next day, happy days to all the many people who answer my entries.

What can you hear but not see and only speaks when it is spoken to? An echo.
Some amongst us have a memory like a sieve, and you know how many holes that has. Some others still enjoy the same old jokes, even if we have seen them before. Don't be worried about repeating things. I seriously doubt that anything on the internet isn't repeated all over the place, so be unworried and just enjoy.
 
Dennis R's Morning Pun. Today we start a new book, it has768 pages, with jokes and riddles. Knock Knock jokes, Pratical jokes, sick jokes, animal jokes, funny insults If I remember that a joke in the old book is repeated I will leave out, some of you might have better memories than me so you will have to forgive me for any used items being repeated, Where a riddle appears on a joke day I will include with the answer given the next day, happy days to all the many people who answer my entries.

What can you hear but not see and only speaks when it is spoken to? An echo.
Joke on, Denis. Keep them coming. Thank you.
 

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