Skipton

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My Dog!

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and
again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much
larger than he needs and he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ...
I think my dog is a member of parliament!
 
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. A priest went to a dentist to have dentures fitted, the first Sunday after he only spoke for 8 minutes due to the pain, the next Sunday he spoke for 10 minutes for things were a bit better, the third Sunday he spoke for3 hours and when he finished all his congregation rushed to see if he was alright, he apologized to them saying this morning I accidently put my wife's dentures in and I could not stop talking.
 

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