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Dad Joke 🍇​

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? 🍇

Nothing,
it just let out a little wine.
😉
 
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I never take my wine in tablet form! 🍷🍷🍷
 
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Was it red or white?

Dennis R 's What do you get if you cross a dog and a cat? An animal that chases itself.
 
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Dennis said:
Was it red or white?

Dennis R 's What do you get if you cross a dog and a cat? An animal that chases itself.
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Haha 😛
 
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Two Irishmen up before the magistrate.
Magistrate says to the first one}. What is your name?
Patrick Murphy sir.
Where do you live?
I am of no fixed abode tour honour.
Magistrate says to the second one. What is your name?
Michael O' Hara sir.
Where do you live?
I rent a room of him sir.
 
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Robert Henzell said:
Two Irishmen up before the magistrate.
Magistrate says to the first one}. What is your name?
Patrick Murphy sir.
Where do you live?
I am of no fixed abode tour honour.
Magistrate says to the second one. What is your name?
Michael O' Hara sir.
Where do you live?
I rent a room of him sir.
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Haha 😂
 
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Thank you 🍇
 
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Walking down the street, a man hears a voice:

“Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.”

The man stopped; a big brick fell in front of him.

The astonished man continued walking to the Kerb side.

The voice shouted, “Stop! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die.”

The man stood still; a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him

“Where are you?” the man asked

“Who are you?”

“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.

“Oh yeah?” the man asked

“Where were you when I got married last week?”
 
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Don't you just love that joke
 
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