too funny

My ex had a complex about her tiny breasts, I was quite happy with them and said "Any more than a handful is a waste!" She then said "Ye but look at the size of your bloody farmers hands!" I said "well why do you not rub toilet paper vigorously up and down your cleavage?" She said "will that help to make them grow?" I said "A course, look what it has done to your arse!"

You should have said I like the color.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Several years ago, Justin was sentenced to time in prison, after months of good behavior the warden allowed Justin to learn a trade while serving his time, three years later Justin was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the region, he was often given a weekend pass to do jobs in the community and he always reported back to prison on a Sunday night. the warden saw the exceptional work Justin did and wanted him to remodel his kitchen, so he called him into his office and asked him to install a large wooden countertop. Justin let out a long sigh, gosh, I would really like to help you, but counter fitting is what got me into trouble in the first case.

Yeah I hate it when a does that