Recent content by Zemo

Join the queue to get your begging letter in ...

Just another face in the long line-up of people used by the scammers to get into your kick.

What's wrong ith the old laundry basket?

I've noticed much the same thing when I buy Lotto tickets, too.

WOW! The things you have to contend with these days! Flush vapours? Now, that's a world shaker, right up there with wild dandruff flakes in public transport.

Ah, yes ... the perceived delights and ease and saving of time when you get somebody else to do your shopping for you.

Doesn't matter, somebody will still get caight. Will they ever learn?

That's why they "smash" them (love that, sounds soooo up there!} and douse them with salt and pepper and stuff to make them somewhat tasteful. A bit like the humble choko ...

Sycophants who, funnily enough, depend on the government for their jobs.

I eat 'em, but I wouldn't go so far as to go into joyous rapture, as the story seems to suggest, over the appearance of any particular breed of avocado.

Another first-world problem solved ...

You can't tell me that somebody didn't copy the design somewhere, somehow ...

Business as usual, no matter which party gets into power. They're all pretty inept. I don't think any political party could organise a naughty in a brothel, but they always seem to get a rise in pay brought on by an "independent" panel, don't they?

Give it half a chance and this incredibly ugly thing will take off like bitcoins and the other cryptocurrencies ... "only 2000 available"? If that's not an artificial market, deliberately designed for the "influencers" around the joint to hang off their fake Gucci bags and REALLY impress the...

Love it (the pic, not so much the joke)!