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    Penguin Funny From When I Was A Kid

    Mechanic: You seem to have a rear differential seal problem.
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    Joke Coffee or parachute?

    You only need the parachute, if you intend skydiving a second time 🤷‍♂️
  3. Wandiwa

    Joke Remember basic maths from high school.

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    BAA BAA

    Carrying Capacity; 3 full bags.
  5. Wandiwa

    Joke Kids were Tougher in the Olden Days

    Kids were Tougher in the Olden Days
  6. Wandiwa

    Joke Where do I know you?

    or .... I think we starred together in the porn flick Ass Banging Truckers Season 1.
  7. Wandiwa

    RESTROOM....

    Question: is it ok to flush the bones down the toilet?
  8. Wandiwa

    GONE WITH THE WIND

    Your cute and it doesn't stink so .... "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
  9. Wandiwa

    Rubber Doormat

    If you know where to buy them, please post on here. Been looking and not finding. Thanks.
  10. Wandiwa

    Rubber Doormat

    I have 3 ... I think the Blind Society of WA used to make them when I was a kid.
  11. Wandiwa

    PERFORMED AUTOPSIES...?

    Tip: tighten the gurney straps or use more anaesthetic !
  12. Wandiwa

    CHATTING ON A PLANE

    Ahhh but did you know wombats do poo cubes (google it)
  13. Wandiwa

    Joke Easy Recipes

    Arn't chips and lollies 2 of the 5 food groups, another one is wine, not sure what the other 2 are?
  14. Wandiwa

    Joke Easy Recipes

    Perfect for me ... if I can't cook it in 1 pan, it doesn't get made.
  15. Wandiwa

    Midland Glass & Aluminium

    Dont bitch about it ... report to SDC admin.
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