Recent content by Staffordshire Whippet

Meh. Last time I filled up cheeeeeap in Punchbowl, the fuel was laced with toluene. Bloody near wrecked my motor.

"Oh? You mean that sign isn't for 'Angle Parking'?"

I can't miss what I've never watched.

Hand me the Quick-Eze!

Oh, ***k off. This story could not be real.

The entire concept of universal superannuation is not only wrong, but wrong to buggery. Before it became a political plaything, Superannuation was a perk extended to Public Sector workers as an incentive for them to remain in their jobs for life, in return for lower pay than they might have...

Why haven't they put out a Vegan Hipster Gluten-free FairTrade Smashed Avo Tim Tam?

"Imagine jetting to your dream destination without paying a cent for the return journey. That's the kind of deal Jetstar is offering, with over 200,000 ‘Return for FREE’ fares up for grabs." Yeah....Naaaaaaah. Jetstar has a history of NOT providing the return journey, at least not on the...

"Strong in this one the ongoing search for relevance is!"

"In Victoria, over the past five years, drivers over the age of 65 have been involved in accidents that resulted in 145 fatalities and 7,080 injuries." Perhaps "In Victoria" is the operative term? It also begs the questions of: How many fatalities over that same 5 years involved drivers...

"Trust me! I'm a Real Estate Agent....." Oh dear. Power Of Attorney?

Yeah....Naaaaaaah. When Centrelink engages in mass-recruitment it's time to get worried, folks. It means that some mighty unpleasant digestive by-product is about to hit an extremely large fan. I've had the misfortune of working on Contract for (then being let go again at extremely short...

Miles from nowhere, in the arse-end of Blacktown. Oh dear. What kind of desperate does one have to be to want to go earlobes-deep into debt to "live" here?

Avoid the Jetstar surcharge; avoid Jetstar! Simple.

Meh. Who gives a..........?