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Don't Mess With Old People The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when...

Just As Well! I went to the off license on my bicycle to buy some whiskey. I put the bottle in the basket at the front of the bicycle...

100% Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially...

Grace! An Atheist was hiking in North America when suddenly a grizzly bear burst out of the woods, the Atheist trips and the bear...

No Strings Attached!! A father was buying bass lessons for his son. After the first week the father asked him what he had learned...

''Leave Your Hat On!'' Four married men go golfing... During the 4th hole the following conversation took place: First Guy: "You have...

''What's That?'' Texan flies into Sydney, gets in a taxi and asks to go to his hotel in Manly, so they have to go through the city and...

SpellinK Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the...

Fred & Emma Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Fred...

Employee Notice For Old People .. Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has...

Midnight At The Oasis An Aussie Commander in the desert, asked a group of troops. "If you found a scorpion in your tent. What would...

Crimea River! Putin dies and goes to hell, but a few years later he gets permission to leave hell and to visit Moscow for a day - Goes...

Mixed Genre's "Well, Mr. Britton," says the doctor, "I have just discovered that you have one testicle made of wood and one testicle...

Top Management A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost. She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below.. "Excuse me, can you...

Some practical advice: If all the toilets in your house are occupied and you’re waiting for one to be free, switch off the WI-FI.