Recent content by Ryszard Frysztak

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    Joke Buying Records

    Have you heard of the new contraceptive pill for MEN? Answer: It's a steel ball bearing you put in your left shoe, and it will make you limp.
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    My addictive Sports and Hobbies #Sky Diving, approaching 200 jumps # Gliding- Mainly -Blanik...

    My addictive Sports and Hobbies #Sky Diving, approaching 200 jumps # Gliding- Mainly -Blanik #Scuba diving- own gear. twin 88tanks #Trail motorbike riding Yamaha 250 #Parasailing- running it as a business #GA flying- No twins, only any singles. all types #Photography #Restoring and painting...
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    TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS

    They say I'm too old to have sex at 73, so the Doctor wanted me not to misbehave, so he gave me a small 'steel ball bearing'. He said 'You put it in your left shoe, and it will make you LIMP'
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    How did you find joy today?

    We should be joyous and thankful for life itself. It's up to us to make the best of it, amongst the ugliest things that surround us. I'm in my 70s and read a lot of history about War, past, present, and future expectations. It's not pretty. Today I look towards peace and quiet. The best thing...
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    Joke In a Lift two women and an old man

    I made this one up. Without prejudice. There's this trans sexual male that goes into a ladies change room to go to the toilet. He notices a sign above a button showing A.T.M. Out of curiosity he presses it, and immediately gives out a terrifying scream followed by wailing cry. A lady...
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