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"Turn at the next left. I want to go to the haberdashery" "Yes'm Miss Daisy"

Does it really matter?

Inappropriate T shirt

She was 96yo A 96-year-old woman's note to her bank! Priceless! The following is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year-old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. ---------------------------- To whom it may concern, I am...

May help identifying them later if need be

I forgot 2 kiwi fruit also

I'm out there

Mum took the car

Mission Accomplished A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night, the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same s*xy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember this?” He looked up at her and said...

Eggs are expensive

Being educated

Wrong attitude On our wedding night, as we were just about to get down to business, I took my trousers off and threw them to my new wife. "Put those on!" I said, sternly. "What?" She asked, incredulously. "Put them on!" I insisted. Which she duly did. "Right!" I said. "That's the first and only...

I got pulled over