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Harvey Norman I have a mate. He calls his wife Harvey Norman. Why? Because she has had no interest in 14 months.

Fortunately, I was never so gullible 😂

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Priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A must read 😊 Just after dinner one night, my daughter came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards she holds prisoner in her room. "He's just lying there looking sick," she told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best...

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No siren A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a red wagon. It had tiny ladders on the sides and a garden hose coiled in the middle. The girl was even wearing a fireman’s helmet! The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The...

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Barbie With all of the different kinds of Barbie dolls available, why isn't there a Pregnant Barbie? Because Ken came in another box.

Must add that statement to some of my posts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare line. Can they actually hop backwards? heheheheh