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IF A MEDIUM...

HOW UNLUCKY...

CAUGHT SPEEDING...

LOOK! MAIL...

CAT'S BIRTHDAY...

Especially if it's 'recycled'..! 😁

Sure, if I do it myself!

Remember this joke and love it... heard it before when dad says, "I hope you find a camel!"

Is it true that workers in Australia rioted (in the 80s) to remove coloured toilet paper in the workplace, because the colouring was deemed carcinogenic? It must have been true because it was discontinued in most other countries too. I always loved matching them in the bathroom.

BTW, does anyone, but me, have a problem drinking orange juice, causing severe heartburn and reflux, but is okay to eat an orange? And, NO, it's not psychological...! I eventually found out a few years ago, orange juice is made WITH THE SKIN ON - hence the cause of reflux!

Reminded me of a bloke sitting next to me, on the train a few years ago. Took out an orange and ate it like an apple with the skin on...!!! :oops:

You won't be the first and certainly not the last! :(

Yep, Roo poo would be better than dog poo, as kangaroos are herbivores and not carnivores like dogs, which is why dog poo stinks so much and can be dangerous if bacteria is passed on from the meat. That's why manure is used from herbivorous animals only.

AIRPORT SECURITY A woman recently shared a hilarious airport experience involving a very enthusiastic security dog. 🐶✈️ While waiting for her luggage at the carousel, she noticed a sniffer dog repeatedly targeting her bag. She was completely sure she hadn’t packed anything illegal — but as...