I've never been a fan. Can't even tell you why, but there's something about the main presenters that I just can't watch. Doesn't sit right with me. Doesn't feel genuine or authentic I guess. Not sure. Go figure!
Sorry, but the fruit is for kids. There are charity places where you get free or cheap food. If you let one person have free fruit, everyone will try and the free fruit for kids will be withdrawn. Lose-Lose!
If you have to rely on excessive swearing and/or inappropriate subjects, you're not funny. You're desperate for any kind of attention and notoriety. Give it away...