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Trying to Get a Job in India... Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Manager said, '' Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.'' Mujibar said, '' I am ready. '' The manager said, '' Make a sentence using the words...

You Gotta Get an Elephant Two billionaire friends meet. After a casual conversation, one of them finally asks: So, how's your home life? The other answers: "Couldn't be better! I bought an elephant!" The other guy looks at him astonished: "An elephant? Have you gone mad?" The guy replies...

A Blonde at the Cinema I went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out. “ Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me...

Socrates' Triple Filter Test In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day, an acquaintance ran up to the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend?" "Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me...

OOPS ? Only pay rise I get is indexed ... GO FIGURE ... Worth Sod All .

I think this is good for everyone not just Taxpayers as in the 75c per day tax break in 15months time by Labour .. This is good for us PENSIONERS ??

Never could one wish for the same as we have experienced for the past 3 years .

Never

ODD ONE OUT !

Who is it ? A man from the city was reporting for a job at a residential home and knocked on the door. The owner wasn't home, but his pet parrot was. "Who is it?", the parrot said. "It's the man from the gas company here to fix your pipes." There was no answer, so he knocks again. "Who is...

WHOA COULDNT HAVE WRITTEN IT BETTER MYSELF AND SO TRUE.

YES YES YES THAT WAS THE FIRST WORD I SAW AND THEN THE ANGER WELLED UP INSIDE ME

The Mysterious Smiles Three new corpses are delivered to the morgue one day, each with a smile on their face. The mortician examines each of them and says who they are and their cause of death. " First body, Frenchman, aged 60, died making love to his mistress, hence the smile on his face...

Three Funerals and a Wedding.. A woman makes a new friend at the gym, a beautiful woman. A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage. "Fourth, actually." Says the other woman . Her friend says, "Fourth ?? How.. how...