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    Luckyus replied to the thread Ummm.
    What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Ummm.
    Wife sent me a text yesterday saying she was in Casualty. When I got home last night I watched all 60 minutes of it - never saw her...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Ummm.
    i was Christmas shopping a few years ago and saw a brass band next to the cake shop, who were dribbling from their instruments. It...
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus posted the thread Joke He's Not A Bitter Man For It? in Jokes & fun.
    He's Not A Bitter Man For It?
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Ummm.
    My mate is always doing daft things. Yesterday he pulled out a nose hair just to see if it hurt. He said, “Judging by the reaction of...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Ummm.
    Had a dream last night where there was a load of large dogs in uniform playing musical instruments & singing in the town centre...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Ummm.
    An Egyptian Mummy has been found covered in chocolate and nuts Archaeologists think it may be an original Pharaoh Rocher !!
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Ummm.
    Roses are Red, Violets are Blueish, If it wasn't for Christmas We'd All be Jewish
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Ummm.
    Just finished with my lass Lorraine .. It was getting hard going and Claire Lee from work who's well fit is chasing me So I can see...
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    Luckyus posted the thread Joke Finally in Jokes & fun.
    Finally My mate’s wife was furious as he was late home yet again. So she left a note on the dressing table. It read, "That’s it, I’ve...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Saving time or losing $2,200? THIS driver found out the hard way...but you shouldn't.
    Should have been an eighteen wheeler with shagged brakes
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Ummm.
    A man was shot with a starting pistol, and beaten with a relay batten. Police investigating, think it might be race related!
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    Luckyus posted the thread Joke Ikea in Jokes & fun.
    Ikea
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Saving time or losing $2,200? THIS driver found out the hard way...but you shouldn't.
    The worst of the worst.
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Riddle Geoguesser 02.10.2025.
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