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Gift Ideas The wife was struggling for gift ideas & asked me, “What do you get for the person who has everything?” Apparently... -
Newcastle Train Man gets onto the train at Central Station, heading for Newcastle, his ticket has him sitting next to a blonde beauty...
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No Fighting A traveler stopped over night at the local pub in a village deep in the countryside. In the bar that evening, one of the...
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Stone the Crows The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may...
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Unlucky or What My mate had an appointment with a fortune teller this morning for a reading. She told him a lot of money was coming his...
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The Boss My mate’s boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. The workforce were well impressed & stood there gobsmacked. His...
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Bit of Silliness I asked my barber to cut my hair like Tom Cruise. So he sat me on a cushion. Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a pair of...
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 👦.What do you a call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 👦.My wife rearranged the labels on my spice rack. I haven’t confronted her about it yet but the thyme is cumin.
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 👦.My wife hates it when I swap the labels on the chocolate biscuits. She really gets her snickers in a twix about it.
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 👦.My Girlfriend told me I couldn’t make a car out of lasagne sheets. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 👦."Can you give me any synonyms for the word 'relief'?" "Well, I can think of a phew."
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The Uni Graduate A young man got a job at Coles & reported for his first day of work. The boss greeted him with a warm handshake and...
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Luckyus replied to the thread Riddle Crack That Code 18.09.25 PM.
