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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.
    A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.
    Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, And swim are already in the U.S
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.
    Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together? They made an ass out of themselves!
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.
    My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.
    A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and...
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    Luckyus posted the thread Joke Random Tales in Jokes & fun.
    Random Tales Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"...
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    Dreaded Knock - Knock Jokes Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yah! Yah who? Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person. Knock, knock...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Déja. Déja who? Knock, knock.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "My wife and I have decided we don’t want children. The only problem is we already have three."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "My father always used to say, “What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,” – ’til the accident."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Knock, Knock! Who's There? Howie! Howie who? Howie gonna hide this dead body?
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!
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