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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Priest: “Do you have any last requests?” Murderer sitting in the electric chair: “Yes. Can you please hold my hand?”
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Option 1: Let’s eat grandma. Option 2: Let’s eat, grandma. There you have it. Proof that punctuation saves lives.
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "I'll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?""
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    A man walks into an enchanted forest And tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Wife: “I want another baby.” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one.”
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as A tour guide was not the right choice."
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "My girlfriend dumped me, So I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?"
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors."
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
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    Luckyus posted the thread Joke CPR in Jokes & fun.
    CPR "I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “Does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” And we all...
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus posted the thread Joke Joint Decision in Jokes & fun.
    Joint Decision "My husband and I have reached the difficult decision That we do not want children. If anybody does, Please just send...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke China Doll.
    Thats what when its made in China.
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