Recent content by louarrivolo

As I gazed up to the sky....I saw a birdie flying by....then as I wiped his poop from my eye....I thanked the Lord that cows can't fly.

I still have one and use it often. You can keep additional info in the directory and is easy to update when necessary. entries are in pencil and easy to erase.I guess you would call me an old fuddy duddy but who cares? I'm happy that way

Whats the difference between Eno's fruit salts and Epsom salts? One makes you smart and fit. The other makes you f... and s...

very well done , I love it. I'd like to add the the good old ram's song; I'll never find another ewe.

What does a ball do when it rolls down a hill? It stops and looks round

The way I heard it was.....A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Melon and lemon WOW what fantastic memories. I absolutely loved it.

Yep, sure do remember them. My mom had one near the kitchen sink.Contained all the odd pieces of soap from the bathroom ann laundry.

Mental maths and spelling are no where near what they used to be. I did a long division problem recently on paper and the kids thought that I was some kind of maths genius.

I remember one wedding telegram that read,,,Congratulations felicitations salutations and jollifications with expectations of multiplications without complications. I remember this telegram because I sent it.

What about dopey Dora.....She thought a saxaphone was a beauty queen's telephone

Sounds very good but theres no mention of source of income required even for this inexpensive great way of living?

Smile at all you see day

I remember Turf not as a smoker but as a youngster who collected and swapped cigarette pack covers. As kids we would often play different games where the winner won cigarette pack covers.Some of the brands I remember were; Capstan, 3 Threes, Craven A , Peter Jackson, Cant remember any more at...