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    Joke A Dirty-Minded Captain

    No, it should be called the G-Spot... thus if terrorists hijack the plane, then no man will ever find the g-spot and the plane will be landed safely!
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    Joke Caught in the act

    As funny today as it was several years ago
  3. Grumpy Celebrant

    The -ing Game

    Sitting
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    Joke MORRIS

    A blonde went for a lunch-time wander along the river path, near her work when she spots another blonde walking in the opposite direction, along a path on the other side. The first blonde calls to the second blonde, "How do you get to the other side?" Looking very confused, the second blonde...
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    The -ing Game

    Securing
  6. Grumpy Celebrant

    Change A Letter Game

    Rear
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    If unsafe e-scooter rides by kids get under your skin, you’ll want to hear about this $1,161 fine

    Most scooters don't have seats @Robynann , the seat and pole are a "pay for" option that do not come standard with the scooter purchase. This reply is from a responsible scooter rider aged in his 60's, who is also a keen registered motorcycle owner and rider, licensed from when I was 18. When...
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    If unsafe e-scooter rides by kids get under your skin, you’ll want to hear about this $1,161 fine

    The solution is not to ban them, as there are many responsible adults such as my wife and I who own and ride 1 each. Make the parents of the U16 riders also responsible for their kids behaviour and bring in scooter seizure laws for all U16's caught & for those committing multiple offences at...
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    This man nearly lost $3 million to a scam with just a single text – Here's how to protect yourself

    Yep... 100% a scam. If you click on their link, you give them access to your device! Just delete the email and be aware of future emails you are unsure of!
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