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    Dennis replied to the thread 50 WAYS TO....
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. If horses wear shoes what do camels wear? Desert Boots.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Not for me.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy I have just chopped my foot off. Then hop out of the kitchen I have just mopped the floor.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Cats & dogs.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock Who's there? Bea Bea who? Because I am worth it.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Who do? Do you?.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What trees do fortune- tellers look at? Palms
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Hot handle holders.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when you went water skying you spent all your holiday looking for a sloping lake.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Hot handle holders.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Hymns!.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Mummy mummy I hate my brothers guts. Shut up and eat what's on your plate.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🛌.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Whose there? Bassoon Bassoon who?. Bassoon things will be better.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Should've stayed at the pub.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is put on a table and cut but never eaten? A pack of cards,
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Too Many Gadgets!.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that you slept under your car because you wanted to get up oily in the morning.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🛌.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the biggest moth in the world? A mam-moth
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🛌.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy I am 16 years old, Don't you think I am old enough to wear a bra now? Shut up George.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Sssspooky.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock-Knock, Who's there Butter. Butter who? Butter wear a coat when you come out, it' cold.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke It's on Special.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. The more you take the more you leave behind, what am I? Footsteps.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke 21 Random Thoughts.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy , mummy, Daddy's hammering on the roof again. Shut up and drive a bit faster.
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