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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Should've stayed at the pub.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is put on a table and cut but never eaten? A pack of cards,
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Too Many Gadgets!.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that you slept under your car because you wanted to get up oily in the morning.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🛌.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the biggest moth in the world? A mam-moth
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🛌.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy I am 16 years old, Don't you think I am old enough to wear a bra now? Shut up George.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Sssspooky.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock-Knock, Who's there Butter. Butter who? Butter wear a coat when you come out, it' cold.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke It's on Special.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. The more you take the more you leave behind, what am I? Footsteps.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke 21 Random Thoughts.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy , mummy, Daddy's hammering on the roof again. Shut up and drive a bit faster.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke IKEA Knights 🪚.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Who's there Beef, Beef who? Be fair now.
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    Dennis replied to the thread GREAT NEWS...!.
    I wish I was on the barrow. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is round and deep but could not be filled up with all the water in the...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke We Three old Kings.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? Turns over a new leaf.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Movement!.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy mummy my head hurts. Shut up and get away from the dart board.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Movement!.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there Bee Bee who? Bee careful.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🐶.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What goes around the house, In the house but does not touch the house? The Sun.
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    Dennis replied to the thread DON'T LAUGH....
    Enough to scare anyone.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke The Difference.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when I told you that your shoes had to be soled you went out and sold them.
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