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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🏃‍♀️.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Alex Alex who? Alexplain later let me in.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke But you're not married.
    The end of a long friendship.
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    Being an ex 10 - pound pom I could see why the Aussie way would not work, in the many old districts with narrow streets where the cars...
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    Dennis R 's Morning Joke. Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butterfly.
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    Dennis replied to the thread VENOMOUS SNAKES.
    My first experience with snakes turned into a bit of a laugh, when we had our first house built as 10 pound poms we were only the 4th...
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    Dennis replied to the thread VENOMOUS SNAKES.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when you tried to make a birthday cake the candles melted in the oven.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Baby’s First Examination.
    Thrill of a lifetime. Dennis R's Morning Joke. A grizzly bear walks into a bar and says to the bar tender I will have a...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Stress 🐱.
    What big eyes you have pussy cat. Dennis R's sick afternoon joke Mother Vampire to son, hurry up and eat your breakfast before it...
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    Dennis replied to the thread AUSSIE SLANG.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Alaska Alaska who? Alaska one more time. Let me in.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Not how you refer to your boss.
    I am writing this article about a worthy cause, The Royal Flying Doctor Service, recently they have bought a new Jet Plane to their...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Not how you refer to your boss.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why are false teeth like stars? They come out at night.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Heavenly Ducks.
    Dennis R 's Morning Funny Insult. You are so dumb you burnt your ear because you were ironing when the phone rang.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke The Alcoholic Connoisseur.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Sick Joke. Little monster, should I eat my fries with my fingers? Mum monster, no eat them separately.
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    Dennis replied to the thread AVERAGE AUSSIE....
    If you have the tools use them.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Mrs Ravioli.
    An oldie but a good one. Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Who's there? Alota! Alota who. Alota good this is doing me!
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