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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Great Grand Dad Joke of the day.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock-Knock Who's there? Bart Bart Who? Bartween you and me, I'm sick of standing in the cold.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke.
    Dennis R''s Morning Joke. Why was the mother flea so sad? Because her children were going to the dogs.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🎣.
    Dennis R's afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that when your Greek mythology teacher asked you to name something half man and half...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Understanding Women.....
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb, that when your Greek mythology teacher asked you to name something half horse and half...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Understanding Women.....
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What did the caterpillar say to the Butterfly? You are not going to get me up in that thing.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🌞.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy Mummy, are you sure you make bread this way? Shut up and get back in I cannot close the oven door.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Not going to explain this.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Bacon Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Due to rising costs......
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What runs down the street but as no legs? The Kerbs
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    Dennis replied to the thread Fourth Monkey.
    Today I realized that this month I had left the UK 67 years ago, on the day of the 50th year we left the UK I wrote my first poem and...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Fourth Monkey.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when you flew a helicopter you turned the propeller off because it was too drafty.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🐓.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do Parrots eat? Polyfilla
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    Dennis replied to the thread Weet-bix.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy Dads on fire, Hurry up and get the marshmallows.
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    Dennis replied to the thread EX-BOX FOR SALE.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - knock. Who's there? Back. Back who? Back off I am going to force my way in.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🏡.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is a prickly pear. 2 Hedgehogs.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Antelope .. old but good.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb when doing some glass blowing you inhaled and got a pane in the stomach.
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