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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🏰.
    Good one. Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why is an island like the letter T? Because it is in the middle of water.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Granddad Joke of the Day.
    With 12 jokes a week submitted some oldies may slip through.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Granddad Joke of the Day.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when I asked you what the weather was like you answered that it's too foggy to tell.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🖐️.
    'Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do baby swans dance to? Cygnet-ure tunes.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Wear a hat.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke Why did the Cannibal kidnap the tourist? He wanted take away
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Wear a hat.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Do you feel your age? 👶.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Knock - Knock Who's there? Bolton Bolton Who? Bolton on door that is why I cannot open the door
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Daily jogs.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Do these stairs take you to the third floor? No, I am afraid you will have to walk.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke ☕️.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you think a fford is a Scandinavian motor car.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Travel plans.
    A good oldie
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    Dennis replied to the thread Travel plans.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke . What flies through the jungle singing operetta? The parrots of Penzance.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke She Knows The States And Capitals.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister? An aunt eater.
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    Dennis replied to the thread When it Rains ....
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Who's there? Bjorn Bjorn who? Bjorn Free.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Wear a hat.
    One of my favorites.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke A Dirty-Minded Captain.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why where the boy's photos not ready when he called for them? the photographer was a slow developer
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