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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 📸.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke What are feathers good for? Birds.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Marital Problems.
    THIS IS A SICK JOKE SO BEWARE. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Woman 1 Your son is terribly Spoiled. Woman 2 , How dare you he is...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Parrot.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana split, so iced screamed
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke MORRIS.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why did the girl tear a page off the calendar? She wanted to take a month off.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke It started right after that.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why do birds fly South? IT is too far to walk.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke 60 Years Ago.
    I would sooner have a foot as I have Gout in my right foot and it is driving me crazy.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke 60 Years Ago.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Where do Lepers shop? At the secondhand store.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Unicorns.
    Sorry no joke yesterday afternoon 2 power outages . A tip from my cleaner about 3 weeks ago I bought a jar with a screw lid. 15 minutes...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke MORRIS.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Baby Baby who? Sings baby baby baby I love you.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke One liners.
    Dennis R;s Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented nonstick glue.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke It started right after that.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why does a hummingbird hum? Because it does not know the words.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Major Aussie bank cuts 1,500 jobs, pushes cashless future.
    I have been a member of Beyond Bank for 50 years and had no trouble at all, when I go in they treat me in a real friendly way and any...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Quotes by the Late Great Spike Milligan:.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is Mozart up to now ? Decomposing.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke How do you like your steak?.
    Knock - Knock Who's there? Babs babs who? Baboons are a type of apes
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke 🏛️ Greek mythology.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one.
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