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    Dennis replied to the thread Friday Funnies: Parallel Parked Car | Abbott and Costello.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that you fell in the sink while tap dancing.
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    Dennis replied to the thread URGENTLY ACQUIRED....
    Good One. Dennis R's Morning Joke. What happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dreaded Knock - Knock Jokes.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Doctor, Doctor I keep stealing things. Take one of these pills and if they do not work, bring me...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Peel Half 🥔.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock-Knock Who's there Ben, Ben who? Ben away a long time.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Great job !!!.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a man who shaves 15 times a day? A barber.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Plane Rice? ✈️.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that you took a gun with you when you went white - water rafting so you could shoot the rapids
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    Dennis replied to the thread Chat Room.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke What do you call a cat that loses a fight? Claude.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke A Mug!.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Doctor Doctor I'm afraid of the dark. Then leave the light on.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Concepts of Time.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Concepts of Time.
    Good one. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. 2 jokes this afternoon. Two policemen standing outside a pub with a dog, A guy comes out...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke A Mug!.
    Just come across this joke cannot resist not repeating it. Two policemen standing outside a pub with a dog, A guy comes out, lifts the...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke A Mug!.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock- Knock, Who's there? Bart Bart who? Bart-enders serve drinks.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke It hurts all over.
    Thanks Observer.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke The lessons we learned.
    I like it when my joke entries encourage members to reply with a joke.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke The lessons we learned.
    Happy Father's Day to all members, I hope your families remember you. Dennis R's Morning Joke. Where does Friday come before...
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