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Great Grand Dad Joke of the day Ethel and Mary. Two senior ladies Ethel and Mary were sitting on a park bench in a country town, across the road from the Local Village Hall watching people come and go to the Annual Flower Show. Ethel says to Mary, “Things are pretty dull around here, for $10...

You just have to stop drinking!!!

Grandad Joke of the Day A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Is that Trump and Hegseth sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour!, What are you guys doing here?" Trump says, "We're planning World War III." Guy...

Grand Dad Joke of the Day Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are have a drink in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Is that Trump and Hegseth sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour!, What are you guys doing...

Granddad Joke of the Day The Haircut. A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get...

I arrived early for my booking at the Restaurant and the guy said do you mind waiting a bit , I said OK and he said good grab a pad and take the order at table 12.

My kids had never seen one of these and asked if they could have a go on it. I said no, it's dangerous. We were travelling from the country and stopped at a park on another occasion and my daughter asked if she could go on the dangerous. True story.

I Won An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely naked.” With that, she stripped off, rolled the dice...

A bookie had had a winning day at Randwick. A man with a speech impediment came along and said I hhhad mmy 5ttt. The bookie said Nick off I didn't offer 5 to 1 on any race. The other man persisted and continued, my 5ttt. The bookie got annoyed and since he had a great day says to the man...

Very Clever.