Recent content by DannyKaye

I stopped giving blood. Too many questions, where did you get this blood, who's is it, why is it in a bucket!

Sarah Hanson-Young and her chauffeur were cruising along a country road one evening just on dusk, an elderly cow staggered onto the road in front of the Limo, the driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t, resulting in the old cow being struck and killed. Sarah told the driver to go to the nearby...

Granddad Joke of the day Drinking Pals. Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft Engineers in Canberra, Australia . One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!” Pete...

I had a small growth on the end of the male organ my doctor sent me to a Urologist who successfully removed the cancer and organised further test which revealed I had an enlarged prostate which was reduced I now only get up once most nights but that I believe is normal for someone closer to 90...

Was it for Mickey's Mantlepiece?