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    Joke An exercise that suits me

    I think I'd still walk it. Gave up running when I left the forces.
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    Joke 1970s Revisited ☮️

    Never hear these ones today: 'Yes, I did it' (people don't own their actions). 'I'll just indicate to change into that lane'. 'I just ran over someone; I had better stop and render assistance'. You wouldn't have heard these in the 70s (or 80s): 'This is affecting my mental health'. 'I think...
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    Joke Someone is getting toad 🐸

    10 mistakes. Not bad for 22 words.
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    Joke Damn Time Differences

    Save us from conspiracy theorists!
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    DIY Super in Retirement: Golden Opportunity or Stressful Burden?

    My wife and I have ran our own SMSF for about fifteen years. I was working in very well-paid jobs but not getting anywhere with super. As I came from a military background before entering the corporate world, we had no super. In those days, Defence would not allow superannuation. You had to buy...
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    How Do Score?

    I'm with you. Tried all of them (even grits) and nothing I wouldn't eat again. I may not particularly like all of them, but would still eat them if served to me.
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    SDC Trivia Game #727 - 22/05/2025

    I got 7 out of 10 (70%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #727 Question 1: 🟩 Question 2: 🟩 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟥 Question 6: 🟩 Question 7: 🟥 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟥 Question 10: 🟩 I have been away, must have missed the repeats (apart from the little black dress). And...
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    Former prime minister sparks fiery debate with TV host: 'We believe in free speech'

    Hey, It's been a while, but now that this information has been declassified a bit, it was on the news. This is the platform that I was talking about: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-15/australian-underwater-ai-drones-could-bolster-uk-surveillance/105293204. Significantly cheaper and much...
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    Joke Now Showing in Noah's Theatre: Necks, Necks, Necks

    What I said, or the joke?
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    Joke Now Showing in Noah's Theatre: Necks, Necks, Necks

    Just a picky note: There are two male lions (how does that work), three hippos and what appears to be three elephants.
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    Joke ''In My Defence''!

    ha ha. Beautiful!
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    SDC Trivia Game #722 - 17/05/2025

    I got 7 out of 10 (70%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #722 Question 1: 🟩 Question 2: 🟩 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟥 Question 5: 🟥 Question 6: 🟩 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟥 A week's absence and look what happens.
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    SDC Trivia Game #707 - 02/05/2025

    I got 9 out of 10 (90%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #707 Question 1: 🟩 Question 2: 🟩 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟥 Question 6: 🟩 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟩
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    SDC Trivia Game #702 - 27/04/2025

    I got 6 out of 10 (60%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #702 Question 1: 🟥 Question 2: 🟩 Question 3: 🟥 Question 4: 🟥 Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟥 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟩 Grr. Must be Sunday. I am still half asleep.
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    Boos spark outrage during welcome to country at dawn service

    I extend you an olive branch in a bid to hear your story and you swipe me across the face with it. Wow. I can't come to see you today. Would love to, but family commitments prohibit that. My offer stands. Accept my invitation and join me next ANZAC Day Dawn Service, but do it via a private...
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