Recent content by Brassmonkey1938

Pissing in the wind?

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you an idiot, but I thought you already knew.

I thought that beauty was in the eye of the beer holder.

Perhaps you should have learned about a blow job. Might have worked.

I hate coming across couples arguing in public. If I have missed the first bit, I don't know whose side to take.

The song which means a lot to me is: "Look Around" by Al Martino.

Waltzing Matilda

My response to the usual question when fronting a sales person or at a checkout of "how are you" I'm much better since you asked thankyou", always brings a grin, smile or happy answer.

Quote no.251 resonates with me. My Sunday school teacher wrote this in my autograph book 80 years ago. "Your life lies before you like a path of untrod snow, be careful where you tread, because every mark will show" . I have passed this on to my grand sons & hope they will never forget it.

Perhaps, a cat!!

A Simple Explanation Dick was experiencing quite a bit of discomfort in his genital area so he went to the doctors to explain the situation. The Dr. examined him, took a specimen & asked him to come back the next day. When he returned the Dr explained it this way. He said, you know when boxers...