[mjm9]

Theresa is wise​

 

[Littleboy8]

sounds like someone on sdc.

 

[Observer]

sounds like someone on sdc.

Thinking of more than just someone

 

[Littleboy8]

Thinking of more than just someone

yep

 

[Nantes]

Gotta be better than: "Be a nun and get none."

 

[mjm9]

Gotta be better than: "Be a nun and get none."

Yes. None of this, none of that ........

 

[Littleboy8]

Gotta be better than: "Be a nun and get none."

funny

 

[Observer]

Why do 2 nuns always travel together?

Because 1 nun makes sure that the other nun don't get none

 

[Ivory]

I think I had Nun the Wiser for 11 years as my teacher. Unfortunately I graduated Nun the Wiser, although I got wise and left the nunnery!

 

[Littleboy8]

I think I had Nun the Wiser for 11 years as my teacher. Unfortunately I graduated Nun the Wiser, although I got wise and left the nunnery!

 

[Ginny Burke]

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. This joke is a bit blue so beware
The madam opened the brothels door in New York city and was greeted by a well- dressed, handsome man in his late forties, May I help you sir she asked/ he replied and said I want to see Rosie, she said Rosie is the most expensive lady perhaps you would like someone else, no he said I must see Rosie, Rosie appeared and said She charged $10,000 a visit, without any hesitation he handed her the money, an hour later he left, the next night he was back again and Rosie was stunned, she had never had two visit in two nights before at her prices, still he paid her and went upstairs with her, onthe third night he came again and everybody was shocked, he paid his money and went up stairs, Rosie said no one had ever done that before she asked him where he came from, he replied Brooklyn She said no way I have family in Brooklyn, I know he said your sister has passed away and I was her Lawyer, the family asked me to deliver The $30,000 she left you in her will.

Moral of the story in life three things are certain Death, Taxes and being screwed by a lawyer.

 

[HelenB55]

3 nuns in a bed & one was playing a Hymn

 

[Veggiepatch]

sounds like someone on sdc.

Me??

 

[UruauP]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. This joke is a bit blue so beware
The madam opened the brothels door in New York city and was greeted by a well- dressed, handsome man in his late forties, May I help you sir she asked/ he replied and said I want to see Rosie, she said Rosie is the most expensive lady perhaps you would like someone else, no he said I must see Rosie, Rosie appeared and said She charged $10,000 a visit, without any hesitation he handed her the money, an hour later he left, the next night he was back again and Rosie was stunned, she had never had two visit in two nights before at her prices, still he paid her and went upstairs with her, onthe third night he came again and everybody was shocked, he paid his money and went up stairs, Rosie said no one had ever done that before she asked him where he came from, he replied Brooklyn She said no way I have family in Brooklyn, I know he said your sister has passed away and I was her Lawyer, the family asked me to deliver The $30,000 she left you in her will.

Moral of the story in life three things are certain Death, Taxes and being screwed by a lawyer.

Cracker.

 

[Littleboy8]

Me??

No! The old brown noser who’s a wolf dressed in sheep’s clothing.

 

[Reet]

3 nuns in a bed & one was playing a Hymn

Very clever!

 

[Reet]

A juggler was driving to a show when he was stopped by a police officer who became suspicious upon finding matches and lighter fuel in the glove compartment.
"What are these for?" asked the officer
"I'm a circus juggler," replied the driver "I need them for my act."
The officer wasn't convinced and demanded proof. So the driver picked up the props and began juggling three blazing torches at the roadside before taking things up a notch by closing his eyes and balancing on one leg.
Just then an elderly couple drove by. The husband turned to his wife and said. "I'm so glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they have to do now!"

 

[Ivory]

A juggler was driving to a show when he was stopped by a police officer who became suspicious upon finding matches and lighter fuel in the glove compartment.
"What are these for?" asked the officer
"I'm a circus juggler," replied the driver "I need them for my act."
The officer wasn't convinced and demanded proof. So the driver picked up the props and began juggling three blazing torches at the roadside before taking things up a notch by closing his eyes and balancing on one leg.
Just then an elderly couple drove by. The husband turned to his wife and said. "I'm so glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they have to do now!"

That is brilliant!!

 

[Luckyus]

Two nuns were pedaling along when says too the other
"I've never come this way before"
The other Nun replied " it must be the cobblestones"