[Luckyus]

Green Side Up​

There’s a lovely young woman in New South Wales who is getting her house redecorated. She is walking around the house with the builder, telling him what colors she is thinking of painting the walls.


They go firstly into the dining room, and she says that she’d like it painted a nice lilac color. The builder nods, before yelling out the window, “GREEN SIDE UP!”

They then move into the kitchen. The woman says she was thinking of a pale blue for this room. The builder nods, before again yelling out the window, “GREEN SIDE UP!”

They then continue into one of the bedrooms, and the woman says she wanted this one a yellow color. The builder nods once again, then yells out the window, “GREEN SIDE UP!”


The woman then finally turns to him with a puzzled expression, and says “Look, I have to ask. No matter what color I ask for, you yell out the window ‘Green side up’, what’s going on?”

“Oh don’t worry about that” says the builder “I’ve got a couple of Banana benders laying turf out front!”

 

[Iggydi]

Are you taking the pi** out of us Queenslanders

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented a one-way escalator.

 

[Dazzasboats]

NOT Funny - GO QLD

 

[thomas]

NOT Funny - GO QLD

perhaps you would think it funny if they were Irish

 

[Borto]

What is a banana bender?

 

[Luckyus]

Are you taking the pi** out of us Queenslanders

MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Macarj]

It's an old joke used to be Irish workers

 

[Ricci]

What is a banana bender?

A Queenslander

 

[Reet]

What is a banana bender?

Where have you been living. Everyone knows what a banana bender is surely?

 

[ironmask]

nope just telling it the way it is

 

[ironmask]

its the same for victorians being called mexicans because we are south of the border

 

[Baz1960]

Are you taking the pi** out of us Queenslanders

Why not, I live Queensland. From my experience, most Queenslandlanders don't mind dishing it or slinging stuff around.

 

[RieTreesSilver]

Beer in Qld = XXXX

 

[harden]

Go NSW

 

[havingadoggyday]

NOT Funny - GO QLD

Yes funny

 

[Iggydi]

What is a banana bender?

Another name for a Queenslander

 

[Iggydi]

Beer in Qld = XXXX

That's because us Queenslanders can't spell Beer

 

[Iggydi]

its the same for victorians being called mexicans because we are south of the border

Yes

 

[Ian D]

I am a Queenslander That's correct we drink XXXX because we can't spell Beer.
What's the best thing about NSW?

It puts a buffer between Qld and VIC