This bloody shithouse is far too small.
Its seat is to big and its hole too small.
To this I must the obvious report.
That your arse is too big.
And your legs are too short?
Written on a Toilet Cubicle wall back in the early 70's
It's no good standing on the shit house seat! Cos the crabs in here they jump 10 feet. If you think that this is high? Go next door, the bastards fly!
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