[Skipton]

Pet Shop Boys!​

An Englishman, a Scottish man and an Irishman
all go for a job at a pet shop.
The interviewer tells all three of them that they can
have the job if they can sing a song
that includes a dog in the lyrics.
The Englishman sings,
''How much is that doggie in the window?''
The Scotsman sings,
''You ain't nothing but a hound dog.''
The Irishman sings
''Strangers in the night... Scooby Doo be Doo..''

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you make a witch scratch? Take away the W.

 

[Reet]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you make a witch scratch? Take away the W.

What do you call an Atheist Insomniac Dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.