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Wisdom of the pensioner

Jury service Wullie is called for jury service at the High Court where a man is being tried for murder. Wullie has been elected as the foreman of the jury. While there is no actual body, there is strong evidence indicating guilt. The defence barrister knows his client is guilty and it looks...

What's in a name I know Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr but I can't for the life of me remember the surname of the one called Jane...see more

Paddy and Mick on a cruise

Atheist in the woods ATHEIST IN THE WOODS... An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a...

Medical dictionary

Irish Bride

Answer to yesterdays riddle I posted Yes the answer to my riddle yesterday is - She was playing chess with Kate

Riddle - answer tomorrow

Morning alarm

This explains it !

Old money

Getting to the top of the tree

Sitting on my kitchen windowsill

Confused

Drunken Taxi ride

Computer problem I had a problem with my computer yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old kid next door. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T" I didn't want to appear...

Fishing

Horsing around I'm in A&E Today has not been a very good day. This morning I decided to return to horseback riding to re-live childhood memories. It was a stellar thought.... I got on the horse and started out everything was fine, like riding a bike..., but then we went a little faster; before...

The Bathtub test